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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

dragonsroar:

jojo 60 min - prompt “rpg”

dragonsroar:

jojo 60 min - prompt “rpg”


Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

soprie:

Stop calling what’s happening in Ferguson a “riot”.

It is not a riot.

Vancouver losing the Stanley Cup a few years ago was a riot. It was angry, drunken destruction with no purpose. (And as a Canadian, it was a shameful event)

Ferguson is not a riot. It is a protest. It is an uprising. It is a civil rights revolution. The prople of Ferguson may be angry, but they have a reason to be angry, and they are not violent, and they are not hooligans, thugs or looters. They are protesting for their human rights which are currently being denied.

Look at the difference between a riot and a protest. A riot is chaos. A protest has a purpose.

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kingcheddarxvii:

libertybeforedeath:

Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.

Everyone rebloggin this post sadly relating to it, worry not I have a solution: get yourself a fat cat. A really fat cat. Let it take up half the bed, forcing you to sleep in super uncomfy positions. Then every now and then lock it out of your room. Have some u time. Learn to fully enjoy being able to sleep in true comfort. Bonus: you now have a fat cat


if you don’t know this reference, you’re too young for my blog tbh

if you don’t know this reference, you’re too young for my blog tbh

mygirlfriendattempts:

You can find more funny Steam Reviews→ here 

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick