she wears short skirts i wear a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow.
she’s cheer captain and i’m ebony dark’ness dementia raven way
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes
That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear
scott: oh yeAH BECAUSE I WAS SO PROUD OF KILLING HIM BEFOREHAND ORORO
HERES MY ‘I KILLED XAVIER’ TROPHY I HAD MADE OUT OF HIS WHEELCHAIR I MELTED DOWN
LOOK AT THIS ‘I KILLED XAVIER’ CROCHET PILLOW I KNIT
TAKE A LOOK AT MY ACID WASHED DENIM JACKET WITH THE WORDS ‘I KILLED XAVIER’ SPELT OUT IN RHINESTONES ON THE BACK DONT I JUST MAKE THE MOST FASHIONABLE KILLER EVER? ITS LIKE IF JEM FROM THE HOLOGRAMS WAS CONVICTED OF MANSLAUGHTER! FAB!