May 2013
imagineyuorotp:
Imagine your OTP giving 12 points to the UK for Eurovision
Tourist: ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｈｅｌｌ
New Yorker: ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ
Tourist: olｉｖgrｄｄｄｄｄddｄｄｄd
New Yorker: ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ
Tourist: ＭＡＣＡＲＯＮＩ ＧＲＩＬＬ
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
napoleonbonerhard:
napoleonbonerhard:
i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
hamatoyoshi:
IF YOU LIKE OFF AND WANT TO PLAY MORE INDIE RPG MAKER GAMES YOU SHOULD PLAY:
yume nikki
.flow
space funeral/space funeral 2/earth birth
pen pals
yume nisshi
rodneykong:
92% of teenagers have turned to hip hop and rap…reblog if you’re part of the 8% that still supports Leninism and the glorious return of the Soviet Union
“There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...”
– Lance Crouther
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Shiiiiiit.
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WELP!
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OOP!
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“If you escaped what I’ve escaped, you’d be in Paris getting fucked up too.”
– Jean Valjean, Book III (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
“Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me.”
– Jean Valjean, Book I (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
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